Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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