another moral hangover. fuck.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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