We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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