Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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