I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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