people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night