your parents love me but you hate me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.