Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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