No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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