Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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