I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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