Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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