Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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