My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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