I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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