Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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