You're so nebulous sometimes
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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