Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I am one with the molecules
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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