omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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