I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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