no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups