HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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