ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.