he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.