You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night