I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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