yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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