The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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