whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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