just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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