I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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