is your mom at the bar?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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