YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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