Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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