My hand turned me down
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
sex in a hospital.. check
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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