just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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