you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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