Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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