No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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