He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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