the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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