Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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