Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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