Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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