It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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