We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
