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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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