never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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