So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
