Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
did i just pee glitter
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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