Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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