Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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