She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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