so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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