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(318): View more from Louisiana

i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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(954): View more from Florida

I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets

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(631): View more from New York

His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.

(1-309): View more from Illinois

Again?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is

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(806): View more from Texas

She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..

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(206): View more from Washington

Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.

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