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(210): View more from Texas

Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick

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(210): Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick http://tfl.nu/y4fo

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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.

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(301): Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning. http://tfl.nu/0np0

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.

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(321): You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again. http://tfl.nu/dbiz

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that

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(610): Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that http://tfl.nu/6wwt

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.

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(910): He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today. http://tfl.nu/xbxf

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us

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(413): I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us http://tfl.nu/sfif

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(619): View more from California

I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"

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(619): I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn" http://tfl.nu/h75w

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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Are you already high?

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(262): Do I really need this much space in my mouth? (414): Are you already high? http://tfl.nu/waj8

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(518): View more from New York

The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.

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(518): The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid. http://tfl.nu/6fga

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(337): View more from Louisiana

plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.

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(337): plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock. http://tfl.nu/69tv

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(502): View more from Kentucky

No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.

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(502): No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful. http://tfl.nu/s1k5

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(347): View more from New York

Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..

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(347): Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that.. http://tfl.nu/n8po

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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.

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(916): I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer. http://tfl.nu/dadk

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.

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(339): Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird. http://tfl.nu/knwb

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(315): View more from New York

you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out

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(315): you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out http://tfl.nu/5vn0

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