My friends, they love my intelligence
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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